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So, last week I went to Tennessee with my dad to one of his closest friend's funeral.

It was a very serious endeavor and my dad gave a beautiful speech, me and him were pallbearers, however, pretty much everything before and after that?

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After going to the funeral. We went over to my dad's friend's wife's house and hanged out with her and her relatives.

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Alright, so first off, we had a Fox News watching ass motherfucker talking about Obama conspiracies and shit like Woman want nsa Chappells, his terrible, hick name was Carlyle, he even watched Fox News at the dinner table when we had dinner, no joke.

There was a girl there my age, her name was Chelsea, the Gpomburra few hours I was there she was very calm and approachable.

The other kids I hanged out with were a quiet kid named Jesse, a brain-washed, brain dead girl named Madison, as well as her brain-washed brother Harrison. Also, the whole time I was there? This would be slightly Goomburra tn fucking tolerable if Chelsea wasn't fucking griping fjcking whining about me the whole damn time! I make a joke? She bitterly mocks my sense Goomburra tn fucking humor. I tell her about Goomburra tn fucking I'm a big gamer and I like being on the internet?

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I say I like soda in fjcking can? The only reason all the fuckin kids I was forced to hang out with watched it was because of Sandra Bullock, yep, one of the girls even asked while we were watching "why does the black guy have such big lips?

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Have you heard of all those lies Bill O'Reilly and friends have been spreading about Obama, video games, as well as tons of other things??

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That was the Tennessee part of my trip, the rest of my trip was fairly average, so I'll leave those parts out. Thanks for reading through this and having patience. At the part when you said Goomburra tn fucking Christ" and the tractor stopped.

Overall sounds like a rough time but hey at least you got a good story out of it and entertained some people. Lol i envisioned this story was being told to me ''very loud''.

Still, a surprisingly enjoyable read ;P. I'm a Christian too, but that shit's fucked. Also, I don't watch FOX news by the way Goomburra tn fucking can't deny that other stations spew leftist non-sense as much as FOX news spews extreme right-winged non-sense.

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Second specifically about Fox news. Fox news has a strong bias but at least it is known, if i ever started to watch news on TV again I would most likely watch Fox.

Goomburra tn fucking The south is mostly completely fucking backwards but the food can not be beat. At least CNN doesn't have to give public apologies for intentionally using the wrong video clips to show their preferred political rallies in a better light.

I read far enough to see Shelbyville. I love traveling around my state but I will never ever go back to Shelbyville. Forgot to add that the one time I Goomburra tn fucking to Shelbyville I was called a "fag" and 3 dudes threatened to "kick my queer ass". Use BBC to get your news. From what I can tell, they truly give the straightest, least biased stories of all.

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More importantly, how did they become so convinced of something that not only never occurred, but is highly unlikely? Never go to Laval.

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